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Tuesday, 23 September 2014
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Callahan's Bar


 
There is a bar called Callahan's. Its really quite place

Theres aliens there every night from every world and race

And when the puns start flying, as they do at quite a rate

Not even steel jawed robots can quite keep their faces straight



Refrain:

Spider, oh spider, why wont you tell us where

Callahan's is hidden and well do our drinking there



A time traveler comes in each week and buys a couple beers

He drinks them down then taps his belt and promptly disappears

Next week, same time hes back again still potted to the ears

Hes been on one long bender for some twenty thousand years



Refrain



There is a guy with funny eyes. His name is Michael Vin

He carries quite an arsenal tucked underneath his skin

His masters had him programmed once to do the whole Earth in

And the only thing that stopped him was a glass of homemade gin



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A frigid blooded methane breather wandered in one night

And announced to one and all that he was lookin for a fight

Mike said, Ill have no fighting here in any shape or form.

And with a single mighty blow he knocked the fellow, warm?



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A large grey wolf paced to the bar and ordered in a growl

Mike dusted off an old brown jug. He gave a joyful howl

One swallow and there stood a man. Twas quite a trick to pull

But the liquor it was moonshine, and the bottle it was full



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Doc Webster, feeling genial, once told us of the day

He mixed chromosomes from vegetables with canine DNA

He crossed lassie with a cantaloupe. Said Mike, So what you get?

Why a melon-collie baby and one hell of a startled vet.



Refrain





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