Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (The Bloodhound Gang)
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog
Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg
Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God
Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog
Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down
But baby your black box is the one that I found
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smell funny
So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes
She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied
She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose
Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes
Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny
Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base
I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes
Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her
panties
And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty
Cosmik Debris (Frank Zappa)
The mystery man came over
And he said Im outta sight!
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me
But I said look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, dont waste your time on me
The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin his box wont do
With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this, little fella
But itll cure your asthma too
And I said look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, dont waste your time on me
(dont waste your time)
Ive got troubles of my own, I said
And you cant help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!
But I got the crystal ball, he said
And held it to the ligh
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldnt even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said the price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!
And I said look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?
Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?
Dont you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, dont waste your time on me
Dont waste it, dont waste your time on me
(shanti)
Everybody's Crazy (Nas)
[Nas]
Nasir bin Olu Dara bis do Allah
Fisk full of dollars in a dice game god
D & D glass cloth Kangols guided by angel with white wings
Nas the Viking fresh from my ankles thankful
Gangster see gangster do I'm Langston Hughes predecessor
Gun on my dresser slang I use upset college professor
More knowledge than Webster dictionary obituary column plus sign 'em
the first fake rapper murdered for rhyming
The jig is up gut 'em like fish swiss cheese 'em up
My wrist is freezing up sick of these ducks on my hiatus
Poking out their chest like they tall as sky scrapers
But they small as a shanty in a African village
Soft as cotton candy we assassins and killers
Let shottie off in club floors pellets spraying your familia
You screaming like you love war
[Hook: repeat 2X]
Everybody's crazy
Somebody's gonna get shot get rob get done get stomp get drop
Ladies love thugs and my thug love hip hop
Thugs love ladies and ladies they love hip hop
[Nas]
Peace ** you with a fist in your ass
You pussy with yeast, you shook of the streets, you a Sisqo fag
You know blood baths I makes 'em fake thugs I hate 'em
8 slug I'm bustin' no discussion or waiting
Cause now Instead of coke rhymes it's laying
No analog it's digital criminals turned rapper times is changing
niggaz get flashier houses more plusher
Bitches giving**up at ages more younger
Hands on the clock keep turning, hands on a glock they keep squeezing
Bullets stop in your sternum they stop you from breathing
I'm light year far your mouth get all white
when I'm near you I frighten your heart
I want you to watch me notice stare look closely
Feel I'm who you posed to be real I know it hurts you
Soldiers approach you, you want to squash it, you older than most dudes
Although Nas did you and your whole crew, but
[Hook]
[Nas]
I know where niggaz sleep; it's too many schemes too many plots
War plus money man I got too many spots
Hungry niggaz get tutored to thinking new shit to come up
Killers ** with killers you sleeping you getting stuck up
Not me your not ready I'm low but I be watching
We all connected so your man know my man
Your man knows my fam' they was cool when they was locked up
Beat cases and now niggaz back on the block what
Bothers is taking secret routes when they drive
Tinted windows ears to the street stay on their job
Peep niggaz that go t prices on their head so high
Their own my will take the contract surprise
So we play a mental game intimidation
Got pussy niggaz get pressed up on and paying
I wish these niggaz would step up wait for the day an
Since I'm famous they thinking assault rifles won't be spraying
Who ever thinking coming to my vault for the safe
I got some niggaz with acid get it thrown in your face
Play dirty catch your moms in J-30
Whatever whodie we all crazy we all 7:30 now
[Hook]
Babbitt (3 Minute Hero)
food on the table
got a brand new car
you're willing -- and able
to make a lifetime scar
got two point two five daughters
can't remember their middle names
the days fly by like a long cold winter
pretty soon they all look the same
grey slacks, grey shirt, grey tie
grey all around
livin in a corporate shanty town
life is like cable
but you only watch CNN
if this sounds like a modern fable
then it's time for the story to end
flip around and find another station
channel after channel -- boredom is rife
when you hear the message crackle through
"i've never done a thing i've wanted in my life"
[chorus]
when you're out doing whatcha gotta do
wifey's at home yellin
"honey honey honey honey"
and when you come home
wifey is blue from screaming her demands for
"money money money money"
deep down it's time for a change
but habits and love are hard things to break
when the two are braided into one your vision is strange
so do you stick with what you know for sanity's sake?
[chorus]
Khalla (Noori)
Tum Ne Apne Ehsaas Ko Maar Diya
Phir Tum Ne Us Ki Maiyat Ko Jala Diya
Ab Tum Is Ki Raakh Par Kharay Ho
Aur Tumhari Insaaniyat
Aur Tumharey Darmaiyaan
Ek Khalla Hai
Khalla Hai Khalla Hai Khalla Hai
Khalla Hai Khalla Hai Khalla Hai
Main... Tum...
Hum Akelay Hain...
Be Kali Kee Chaoon Main Hum Be His Jeetay Hain...
Jeetay Hain...
Aaarzuu... Ab Chupee Hai Kahan...
Us Dyar-E-Khamoshee Main Yeh Dil Hain Jahan...
Woh Jahan...
Ab Nahin Hai Per Woh Hai Kahan?
Hum Hain Kahan?
Ghafil Hais Sayee Main Apne Jahan...
Hum Hain Wahan...
Ab Lage Aisey Jaise Zameen Se Buhat Dur...
Ab Jaisey Aur Aage Barh Letain Hain Majboor...
Buhat Dur...
Jaisee Chand Tare Pooochtay Hain Mujh Se...
Kaha Hai Teri Zindagee Kahan Hai Tu?
Kahan Tu?
Ab Nahin Hai Per Woh Hai Kahan?
Hum Hain Kahan?
Ghafil Hais Sayee Main Apne Jahan...
Hum Hain Wahan...
Dhool Ki Taal Pay Ga Ray, Gaa Ray Dil Jhoom Kay Ga Ray,
Apna Har Dard Chupa Kay, Naach Aur Sub Ko Nacha Ray,
Mukh Pay Ghoongat Daalay, Naina Do Matwaalay,
Aaj Koi Chala Hai Saj Kay Piya Nagaria Ray,
Yeh Bandhan... Naatay... Saaray... Tor Kay Manwa Ray...
Ho Manwa Ray O Manwa Ray...
007 (Shanty Town) (Jimmy Cliff (performed by Desmond Dekker))
0-0-7
0-0-7
At ocean eleven
And now rudeboys have a go wail
Cause them out of jail
Rudeboys cannot fail
Cause them must get bail
Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail
A Shanty Town
Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail
A Shanty Town
Dem rudeboys get a probation
A Shanty Town
And rudeboy bomb up the town
A Shanty Town
0-0-7
0-0-7
At ocean eleven
And the rudeboys a go wail
Cause them out of jail
Rudeboys cannot fail
Cause them must get bail
Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail
A Shanty Town
Dem a loot, dem a shoot, dem a wail
A Shanty Town
Dem rudeboys get a probation
A Shanty Town
And rudeboy bomb up the town
A Shanty Town
Police get taller
A Shanty Town
Soldier get longer
A Shanty Town
Rudeboy a weep and a wail
A Shanty Town
Long As I Got You (James Bonamy)
There's a house on a hill
That I never will buy
Cause I ain't that well to do
So just get me a shanty
Honey, I'll be fine
As long as I've got you
No you can't buy lovin'
With a dollar bill
Least not the kind that's true
I don't love money and I never will
As long as I've got you
Long as I got you and all your love
I got all I need
I'll never want for anything
Just as long as you're with me
Well the back downtown
Turned me down like they always do
Well honey I don't care
I'm a millionaire
As long as I've got you
Now I don't really care what the rich folk say
Let 'em talk until they're blue
Got my help and I'm happy
And I'll be okay
Just as long as I got you
If I don't have a jet
Or a Rolls or a yacht
Or a house in Mailbu
Well I live like a King
Doin' any old thing
As long as I got you
Long as I got you and all your love
I got all I need
I'll never want for anything
Just as long as you're with me
Well the back downtown
Turned me down like they always do
Well honey I don't care
I'm a millionaire
As long as I've got you
Well I waste not, want not
I live a good life
That's a poor boys point of view
Well I don't need nothin'
In the whole wide world
As long as I've got you
No I don't need nothin'
In the whole wide world
As long as I've got you
Sea Shanty (The Pogues)
Dear dirty London in the pouring rain
I wish to God I was back on the sea again
Though that belongs to the world of never will be
There was never a wilder bastard than me on the sea
I could ** all the whores in damnation me boys
Though they wriggled and hollered and made a great noise
Then I'd drink till I stank and then drink plenty more
And I won't go down to the sea any more
But if I had ten pounds then I'd raise a loud cheer
And I'd toast all me neighbours both distant and dear
And I'd shoot back great belly-crippling buckets of beer
And a pox and a curse on the people round here
Wouldn't give you me the price of a half pint of beer
Wouldn't give you me the price of a cup of good cheer
A pox and a curse on the people round here
A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
But before I die I'll add my regal scrawl
To show the world I'm left with sweet ** all
And when all of us bold shithouse poets do die
A monument grand they will raise to the sky
A monument made just to mark our great wit
A monument of solid shit now me boys
I met with Bill James we fought over crusts
I called him a whore and he booted me crotch
Then we shared out the jack and we thought it a treat
The compliments pass when the quality meet
The compliments pass when the quality meet
The compliments pass when the quality meet
The compliments pass when the quality meet
Patches (Dickey Lee)
Patches Dickey Lee
Down by the river that flows by the coal yards. Stands wooden houses with shutters torn down There lives a girl everybody calls Patches Patches my darling of Old Shanty town
We plan to marry when June brought the summer I couldn't wait to make Patches my bride Now I don't see how that ever can happen My folks say No, and my heart breaks inside
Patches oh what can I do I swear I'll always love you But a girl from that place would just bring me disgrace So my folks won't let me love you
Each night I cry as I think of that shanty And pretty Patches there watching the door She dosn't know that I can't come to see her Patches must think that I love her no more
I hear a neighbor tellin my father He said a girl name of Patches was found Floating face down in that dirty old river That flows by the coal yards in Old Shanty Town
Patches oh what can I do I swear I'll always love you It may not be right But I'll join you tonight Patches I'm coming to you.
Bolo Bolo (Entity Paradigm)
bolo bolo tum nay kya daikha
bolo bolo tum nay kya daikha
tum nay meray main
kya daikha
aisay tho chehray huzaron hain
meri udaas nigahon mein tum nay kya daikha
kya daikha
meri gaari daikhi
ya mera bangla daikha
ya mera saara bank balance daikha
na meray sapnay daikhay
na mera jazba daikha
na mera toota hua dil daikha
tumhay pyar mujh se nahin hai
2x: pyar mujh se nahin hai
merin tumsay duur chala jaon
ya paas chala aon
iqraar mujh se nahin hai
ohohooooo wowowoooo
bolo bolo tum nay kya daikha
bolo bolo tum nay kya daikha
tum nay meray main
kya daikha
aisay tho chehray huzaron hain
meri udaas nigahon mein tum nay kya daikha
kya daikha
yeh khabar na thi
yeh patha na tha
kay tum jhoota pyar ho
tumhay apna kaha
tumhay pyar diya
likin tum koi aur ho
tumhay pyar mujh se nahin hai
2x: pyar mujh se nahin hai
merin tumsay duur chala jaon
ya paas chala aon
iqraar mujh se nahin hai
tumhay pyar mujh se nahin hai
2x: pyar mujh se nahin hai
merin tumsay duur chala jaon
ya paas chala aon
iqraar mujh se nahin hai
ooooooo
meri gaari daikhi
ya mera bangla daikha
ya mera saara bank balance daikha
na meray sapnay daikhay
na mera jazba daikha
na mera toota hua dil daikha
tumhay pyar mujh se nahin hai
2x: pyar mujh se nahin hai
merin tumsay duur chala jaon
ya paas chala aon
iqraar mujh se nahin hai
yayayayayaya oooooooo
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